What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?