Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What animal knows kung fu?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of car does a chicken have?