What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a cow's dream job?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?