What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Which candy bar can't stop giggling?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?