What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do elephants chat from far away?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy weather?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why does corn always steal the spotlight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why does Santa prefer the chimney entrance?