Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where did Jesus stop for a quick snack?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How did the toad die?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?