What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?