Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?