Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
How did the mountain lion slim down?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why couldn't anyone reach the zoo by phone?