When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?