Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden?
They bit off more than they could chew.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?