Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
How do bears keep cool?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?