How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do elephants make such smart choices?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?