What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is money so hard to argue with?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?