What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?