Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?