What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do golfers drink on the green?