What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?