What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?