Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What game do cows play at parties?