What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the cloud say after a big meal?
What do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bunny upset?
What holiday is worst for watching old westerns?
What's Cinderella's favorite coffee order?
My grandma started walking miles every day-what happened next?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?