Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which fast food place wins every race?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which farm animal is a black belt?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?