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A tuba glue.
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Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?