What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a man lying on your doorstep?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which celebrity moonlights as a lawyer?