What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do rabbits stay in shape?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do goldfish go camping?