What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?