What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?