Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why don't people tell pizza jokes often?
What did the farmer give for Valentine's Day?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who brings gifts to kittens at Christmas?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?