How does Moses make coffee?
He brews it right.
How do you make a cow float?
What do fans call it when their team gets knocked out early?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which state has the best streets?
Who makes the best guest list for Friendsgiving?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?