Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?