What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you eat on July 5th?