How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the cow want to join the space program?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do bears always pack sunscreen?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?