What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the snake name his daughter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?