Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all day?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a polite volcano?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?