What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.