Why do skunks feel misunderstood?
They get a bad scent of things.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a cow that trims your yard?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the mountain always emotional?
What time is it when an elephant flops on your bed?