Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?