How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?