Why didn't the dog join the football team?
He was already a pro boxer.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?
What do you call a trip where you never leave your couch?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of meals do math teachers prefer?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who knows everything in the garden?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?