We had a discussion about roses.
It was a thorny issue.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Families are like fudge.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where do tired parents end up on vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the dinosaur visit the doctor?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?