What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?