Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
What do snowmen add to their recipes?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the star a good listener?
What does Santa call Christmastime?