Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?