Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which team is the richest?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which president always brought a sweater?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?