Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
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What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do frogs get to work?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?