Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What is blue and not heavy?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What car always breaks the rules?