Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?