What did the farmer say about his lazy cow?
Total udder nonsense.
What did the elephant do after stubbing its toe?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's a boxer's go-to refreshment?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?