What did the golfer dad say after baby two?
We're under par-enthood.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do cows go for fun on weekends?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?