Why do skunks seem so down?
They're stuck in a stink rut.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do painters say on payday?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Which is the worst season?